the adventures of big mac and lil cheeseburger

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When I was a Sophomore in high school

When I was a Sophomore in high school the only white girl in my History class had an announcement to make and went to the front of the class and explained to all of us how this group she belongs to—they were followers of Aleister Crowley. They called themselves called Crowlies or Crowlites or ever Crowlieites, I forget…

Anyways she starts telling us all about how this group needs animals like cats or dogs or rabbits or chickens for free.

And someone, I can’t remember who, asked her, “Well why do you need all these animals?”

The girl—who was extremely attractive, by the way, proceeds to tell us how theY disembowel and decapitate these animals in a field as some sort of blood sacrifice.

If I remember correctly that was the last day I saw her and that was the day I learned who Aleister Crowley was.

The end.

  1. honeybrown said: Damn.
  2. lanaleilani said: holy fuck lol….
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